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FAQ:
Q: Is the Ministry of Satire fact or fiction?
A: If you have to ask that question then Michael Gove really has a mammoth task on his hands!
Q: So who writes this brilliant stuff?
A: We have a number of contributors but most of the work is done by our pink blazer wearing editor, Murphy Kibbles.
Q: Is it true that Murphy Kibbles is Boris Johnson’s pseudonym?
A: You will have to ask Boris that.
Q: Can I contribute to Ministry of Satire?
A: Yes. Email: ministryofsatire@gmail.com for more information.
Q: Is it true M.O.S was set up by the Chinese government to undermine Britain?
A: Do the Chinese have a sense of humour?!!!!!!
Q: Who owns M.O.S?
A: Kim Jong-il.
A: Isn’t he Chinese?
A: That’s just racist!
Q: Is Andrew Marr having a homosexual relationship with Hilary Benn?
A: Yes
Q: Will you be making M.O.S t-shirts?
A: Yes, watch this space.
Q: When was M.O.S launched?
A: October 2nd, 2011
Q: What inspired the creation of M.O.S?
A: Macro-economic woes, dumb bankers, coalition government, incompetent leadership, spending cuts, insomnia and a permanently broken heart.
Q:Are fat people allowed to read M.O.S?
A: Only if they are black. We don’t want to get done for racism. (Weightism doesn’t exist… yet)!
